Famous quotes by the one and only Samy Velu ..
1. Samy Velu quoted on Pos Laju:-
" BESOH KIRIM, HARI INI JUGA SAMPAI "
2. On TV when trying to say he was ashamed, he said:-
"Ini prekara sangat memalukan saya dan kemaluan saya sangat-sangat la besar"
3. Samy said in a ceramah
"Kita akan bina satu jambatan wuntuk worang2 kampong di sini"
Then one pakcik asked,
Then one pakcik asked,
"Datuk, sini takde sungai, buat apa bina jambatan?
and Samy gloriously replied ,
and Samy gloriously replied ,
"Kalao takde sungai, kita bina sungai"
4. Samy's most favourite quote on the news for the decade is this:-
"Toll naik sikit, banyak marah saya. You worang ingat semua ini toll saya punyer bapah punya kah!
5. Semasa krisis air:
"Semua worang diminta jangan membuang aiyerr..!"
6. Tentang masalah social:
"Worang2 muda sekarang banyak suka hisap dade.."
7. Semasa kempen derma darah di Sg.Siput:
"Marilah kita semua menderma dare..."
8. Semasa memberi ucapan di pelbagai function:
"Selamat datang saudara-mara semua" (It should have been "saudara-saudari")
9. During the height of the Al-Arqam saga, he said in a press conference ,
"Saya gumbira bahawa didapati tiada pemuda MIC terlibat dalam kes arqam"
10. At an opening ceremony for a new building:
"Mempersilakan Datin Paduka Rafidah Aziz naik dari pentas wuntuk membuka kain "
11. P.L.U.S. = " PUNGUT LEBIH UNTUK SAMY"that is why Samy can use the PLUS helicopter whenever he wants to.
And of course the world's greatest joke...
12. "Kita akan bina roket pigi matahari"
reporter responds: "Tapi Dato, matahari terlalu panas untuk didekati..."
Samy responds.." Itu tade masalah, kita hantar waktu malam"
~Full message from Beemer~
note: haha..camnelah dioram dapat ketchup samy vellu punya bahasa..err??samy samy..orang lain kot, udah-udah lah...hehe=p, sayangi bahasa kita=)
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